Understaffed & Overcaffeinated Tee

Two vital signs, both critical. Front: an ECG line that runs straight into a coffee cup. Back: Ask me about my 4th twelve.

Perfect for: the coffee-first, questions-later crowd, and anyone who's said "just one more shift" three times this week.

Fit & Fabric

• Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, classic retail fit. Size down for fitted, size up for "I've been awake for 26 hours."
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors are cotton/poly blend)
• Soft, lightweight, survives the 4AM spill

Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print. Do not iron anything, honestly, you need sleep.

Printed on demand just for you, front and back. Allow a few business days to print before it ships.