I Watch 48 Hearts. None of Them Mine. Telemetry Tech Tee

For the telemetry night crew: forty-eight rhythms on the wall, zero for yourself. Front: eight little monitor screens with green heartbeat strips, except one, where the line just gives up and draws an orange heart. Under it: I WATCH 48 HEARTS. NONE OF THEM MINE. Back: Telemetry Nights. Leads off? I already know.

Perfect for: monitor techs, telemetry and cardiac step-down nurses, CCU and tele night shift, EKG techs, central monitoring staff, unit gift swaps, and anyone who caught the rhythm change before the alarm did.

Fit & Fabric

• Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, classic retail fit. Size down for fitted, size up for "I've been awake for 26 hours."
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors are cotton/poly blend)
• Soft, lightweight, survives the 4AM spill

Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print. Do not iron anything, honestly, you need sleep.

Printed on demand just for you, front and back. Allow a few business days to print before it ships.